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PostSubject: para sa mga bastos og huna2x   para sa mga bastos og huna2x Icon_minitimeFri Mar 23, 2007 9:28 am

A first grade teacher, Ms Neelam (age 2Cool was having trouble with one
of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" The
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the
third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took the Boy to the
principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, the
teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions, he is to go back to the first grade and
behave. Ms Neelam agreed. The Boy was brought in and the conditions
were explained to him. The Boy agreed to take the test.

Principal : What is 3 x 3?
Boy : 9
Principal : What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36

And
so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader
should know. The principal looked at Ms Neelam and told her: "I think
the Boy can go to the third grade." Ms Neelam asked the principal if
she can ask the Boy some of her own questions. Both the principal and
the Boy agreed.

Ms Neelam : What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy : Legs!
Ms Neelam : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy : Pockets!
Ms Neelam : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains Thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Ms Neelam : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the Boy was taking charge.

Boy : Bubblegum!

Ms Neelam : What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy : Shake hands

Ms Neelam : Now I will ask some, "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy : Yep!
Ms Neelam : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent
Ms Neelam : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always have me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tensed and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy : Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose
Ms Neelam : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy : Arrow!
Ms Neelam : What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Boy : Firetruck!
Ms Neelam : What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" and if u dont get
it u have to use ur hand?
Boy : Fork!
Ms Neelam : What is it that all men have one, it is longer on some men than
on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?
Boy : SURNAME!
Ms Neelam : What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love?
Boy : HEART!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher:
"Send this Boy to College! I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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