A new Army Captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks.
He noticed a female horse inside.
Capt: What's the horse for?
Sgt: Our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex, Sir.
Capt: Ah, it's ok.
One night, the captain felt an urge, so he asked the Sgt. to bring the horse
to his tent. Tha Captain fucked the horse.
After that, he went out and saw the Sgt. with a big grin.
Capt: Ang hirap naman. How do you do it?
Sgt: Sir we ride the horse to the next town where the girls are.