what is GOD?

A six year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,
"Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent,
the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding
and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?

waaa coy michel jackson fanatic pala ang bata

ambot lang bai... nagkataon lang nga tanan gi pang tubag sa

iyang mama ni tugma ka michael jackson... haha